Monthly Archive: December, 2016

‘ASSASSIN’S CREED’ (2016) SPOILERS REVIEW

This review is going to contain FULL SPOILERS from the Assassin’s Creed movie so if you don’t want to know what happens prior to the films New Years Day release then read my… Continue reading

‘MECHANIC: RESURRECTION’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Dumb, Mindless Fun With Statham Killing Folks

Remember that pretty average action flick from 5 years ago called ‘The Mechanic’? No?Remember when you really wanted to see a sequel to that film? No? Well you’re not alone. But it’s here… Continue reading

‘ASSASSIN’S CREED’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – There’s a Good Movie in Here……. In 1492

Assassin’s Creed…………. Why you do this?????? Apart from the very questionable music choices for the trailers this film had everything it needed to produce a quality result; Rich video-game lore, a large talented… Continue reading

BEST TV SHOWS OF 2016

2016 has proved to be a fantastic year for TV, there have been many returning shows that continue to prove why they are still some of the best on TV and then there are… Continue reading

‘THE WHOLE TRUTH’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Making 90 minutes feel like 120

‘The Whole Truth’ is a Courtroom Drama starring Keanu Reeves, Renee Zellweger, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, and Jim Belushi and is directed by Courtney Hunt. The film follows a defence attorney Richard Ramsay (Reeves) who… Continue reading

‘NOCTURNAL ANIMALS’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Gyllenhaal and Adams Combine Once Again

‘Nocturnal Animals’ is a Romantic Thriller from acclaimed fashion designer Tom Ford who appears to also harbour incredible writing and directing talent. This is a very dark and gripping film that follows art… Continue reading

‘MAX STEEL’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – This Should Not Have Seen The Light Of Day

What a totally unwatchable colossal piece of shit………. Based on the Mattel action figure and the animated show of the same name, Max Steel is a ‘film’ that manages to fail miraculously in… Continue reading

‘TROLLS’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake…… Expect Singing

‘Trolls’ is a Dreamworks Animated Musical Comedy based off the popular toy line of the same name kids have been buying since the 1960’s. The film combines Dreamworks’ trademark animation style with plenty… Continue reading

‘THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Glorious First Hour Of Horror

‘The Autopsy of Jane Doe’ is a Horror Thriller starring Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch that is actually a much more intelligent horror film than i was expecting going into it. One night… Continue reading

‘BLAIR WITCH’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Stop With The Stupid False Jump Scares

Literally the only point of this movie was to squeeze the last bit of money out of the Blair Witch name before everyone forgets about it, if they haven’t already. This film, which… Continue reading