This review is going to contain FULL SPOILERS from the Assassin’s Creed movie so if you don’t want to know … More
Month: December 2016
‘MECHANIC: RESURRECTION’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Dumb, Mindless Fun With Statham Killing Folks
Remember that pretty average action flick from 5 years ago called ‘The Mechanic’? No?Remember when you really wanted to see … More
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – There’s a Good Movie in Here……. In 1492
Assassin’s Creed…………. Why you do this?????? Apart from the very questionable music choices for the trailers this film had everything … More
BEST TV SHOWS OF 2016
2016 has proved to be a fantastic year for TV, there have been many returning shows that continue to prove why … More
‘THE WHOLE TRUTH’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Making 90 minutes feel like 120
‘The Whole Truth’ is a Courtroom Drama starring Keanu Reeves, Renee Zellweger, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, and Jim Belushi and is directed … More
‘NOCTURNAL ANIMALS’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Gyllenhaal and Adams Combine Once Again
‘Nocturnal Animals’ is a Romantic Thriller from acclaimed fashion designer Tom Ford who appears to also harbour incredible writing and … More
‘MAX STEEL’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – This Should Not Have Seen The Light Of Day
What a totally unwatchable colossal piece of shit………. Based on the Mattel action figure and the animated show of the … More
‘TROLLS’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake…… Expect Singing
‘Trolls’ is a Dreamworks Animated Musical Comedy based off the popular toy line of the same name kids have been … More
‘THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Glorious First Hour Of Horror
‘The Autopsy of Jane Doe’ is a Horror Thriller starring Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch that is actually a much … More
‘BLAIR WITCH’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Stop With The Stupid False Jump Scares
Literally the only point of this movie was to squeeze the last bit of money out of the Blair Witch … More
