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Tag: Film
JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – I Shouldn’t Have Gone Back, You Shouldn’t Either
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back is a lifeless, paint by numbers action sequel that has Tom Cruise stumbling along looking … More
MOST ANTICIPATED FILMS OF 2017 – It’s Going To Be A Big One!
So 2016 is now finally over and we can put the shitty year it was behind us and look forward … More
How Do You Do An Assassin’s Creed Sequel Right?
So the long awaited ‘Assassin’s Creed’ movie has finally come out and the majority of the critical and fan reception … More
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED’ (2016) SPOILERS REVIEW
This review is going to contain FULL SPOILERS from the Assassin’s Creed movie so if you don’t want to know … More
‘MECHANIC: RESURRECTION’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Dumb, Mindless Fun With Statham Killing Folks
Remember that pretty average action flick from 5 years ago called ‘The Mechanic’? No?Remember when you really wanted to see … More
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – There’s a Good Movie in Here……. In 1492
Assassin’s Creed…………. Why you do this?????? Apart from the very questionable music choices for the trailers this film had everything … More
‘THE WHOLE TRUTH’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Making 90 minutes feel like 120
‘The Whole Truth’ is a Courtroom Drama starring Keanu Reeves, Renee Zellweger, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, and Jim Belushi and is directed … More
‘NOCTURNAL ANIMALS’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – Gyllenhaal and Adams Combine Once Again
‘Nocturnal Animals’ is a Romantic Thriller from acclaimed fashion designer Tom Ford who appears to also harbour incredible writing and … More
‘MAX STEEL’ (2016) MOVIE REVIEW – This Should Not Have Seen The Light Of Day
What a totally unwatchable colossal piece of shit………. Based on the Mattel action figure and the animated show of the … More
