Shakira is a Gazelle………… Not a Goat goddammit…. Zootopia is essentially a buddy cop movie disguised as an animated comedy,…
‘HARDCORE HENRY’ Movie Review – One Word: INSANE
Ok, so Hardcore Henry was the most unique and fresh action film i have seen in a really really long…
‘Gods of Egypt’ Movie Review – It deserves nothing more
Holy Fuck! Who needs general anaesthetic when you have pieces of shit like this that’ll put you sleep no problem.…
‘X-MEN APOCALYPSE’ Movie Review – “Everything they’ve built…….
‘X-Men Apocalypse’ goes to the 80’s where a new/old batch of mutants must face a new evil and this just…
‘THE BOSS’ – Movie Review – Melissa McCarthy is Melissa McCarthy
“In a world where terrible comedies dominate the market, Anna, now a single mom finds herself a long way from…
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR – Review – NON-SPOILER
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!! The third ‘Captain America’ film, ‘Civil War’ was to put it simply, just absolutely incredible. The Russo…
A short-ish rant on modern horror
This was pulled from my review of ‘The Witch’, it deserved its own post. The day in which horror films…
‘The Witch’ Movie Review – Featuring a Horror rant… naturally
‘The Witch’ or ‘The VVitch: A New-England Folktale’ is a deeply unsettling, amazingly acted, beautifully shot indie horror film had…
‘London Has Fallen’ Review – THIS IS LONDON
One of the things i love about movies is that sometimes you don’t need compelling character development, or a beautiful…
Movie Review: THE JUNGLE BOOK (2016) – Great adaptation of a Disney Classic
The Jungle Book is the next instalment in the growing list of Disney live action remakes that have so far…
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